Das Werkstatt

Oh. Sorry. Well, you might want to commit suicide with it too. It's pretty clean, though, just wipe it off a few times.

OH MY GOD!! OH MY FUCKING GOD! THE HORROR! THE HOOOORROOOOOOR!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?!!! THE IMAGE WILL HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS FOR EVER!! YEAAAAARGHHHHHHHH! *sinks to his knees and commits hari kiri with a blunt wooden spoon, rather than live with those nightmares*

y'know what? you can have MY soul for $4. how d'you like that?

I still love ya : )

*pokes the cramping poppy an infinite number of hellish times*

You place the computer in a bathtub of mineral oil. Of course, the on/off switch might want to be placed outside, as you can't touch the computer. It will keep at like 24 degrees celsius at all times... and you can clock it : ) weee...

I'm sick and tired of the police constantly following me around because I've got a few spikes here and there!

Nobody has an idea for this? At all?

No offense, but, doesn't that hit most guys, Gil?

So poppycat! Make someone go to the store and buy anti-cramp pills! Or something...