Das Werkstatt

Why did you have to go move to a bloody server I cant reach?!!! Mircx is shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!!! I might as well write you snail mail.. it would have more chance of getting there

You broke it with your damn bitching... god take a breath between rants! If you don't you are going to turn purple and pass out!!!

He cant eat that gilly... it has green in it

I was actually talking 16 simultaneously

Yeah we are... he has really crap taste in women.. I mean exceptionally unbelievable crap taste. If he was on Blind date and he was picking, he would choose the transexual alien with 3 heads and tourettes who was just getting over her 16 previous relationships.

Jode is immortal I think. He is too stubborn to admit that he could die and therefore when the time comes he will not, instead choosing to give life just one more chance to prove it wont assfuck him. Of course it will still anally violate him with a splintery broom, but he will hold on regardless be...

Would we do such a thing?

Awwww...maybe you could ask your mum if you could have school..erm.. I mean cafeteria dinners instead. She could give you a couple of quid for chips and a can of coke every day *pats you on the head*

Gods, she sounds hideously stupid!! How on earth did she think that changing a cartridge in a printing fax machine was a possibility? *rolls her eyes* She needs shot

hehe told you a bitching section was needed gilly

bah! Head in the sand boy strikes!

Gahh that sucks.. I remember my dads network getting infected with the blaster worm and our phone didnt stop ringing:/ Whoever writes these things should be nail gunned to the wall by their testicles/tits

I have decided that all stupid people piss me off.. specially men who let manipulative bitch women lead them round by the nose. grrrrr

I know:)

*Dumps fites twitching headless corpse into the mincer to make maggot food and keeps the head as a pretty planter*

hmmm Pink bows in your hair or blue.....