Useful "Das Werkstatt" principles

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Useful "Das Werkstatt" principles

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Based on years of experience, we have discovered some "laws" applicable on computer-related work, which have proven to be helpful quite often:
(NOTE: I'll be updating this post in order to keep a readable compendium - feel free to add comments if new "discoveries" arise)

1) Don't wrap it up, before having tested it
Whatever you do, verify it before screwing everything back together.
This includes: Closing the chassis, tying cables together for clean looks, unmounting screen/keyboard and putting it back into the rack, etc.
...and after all: boldly assuming one did not overlook anything or made any error, brings bad luck :!:

2) Hardware that lies around is very likely to fail when you need it
(in german: "Hardware die liegt, stirbt")

3) If it takes you more than 15 minutes to find suitable information on the web, whatever you're trying is either dead-simple or incredibly difficult
If there's an error you cannot find any information about on the web, it's solution is:
incredibly obvious, so noone wrote about it -OR- incredibly difficult.
But definitely nothing in between ;)

4) If it took you more than 15 minutes to do something, write it down!
It's highly likely, that:
a) you will be happy to have that documentation any time in the future.
b) you can save someone else the time to figure it out

5) Are you sure it's plugged in?
No matter how experienced you are, NEVER laugh about the basic questions when searching for an error. (e.g: "Is it plugged in?")

6) When working on house electrics: Shutdown all computers - even if you are sure they're on a different circuit

7) If you have spare parts: Use them!
If you're debugging any kind of problem, which could be hardware-related, try it with another piece of equipment. Never assume anything.
And consider: There is even the chance that 2 cables are broken - but the 3rd one might work!

8) Don't stick your finger into a fan to test if it works
For several reasons:
a) You might still need that finger
b) It's often better to use a bendable material, such as a cable-tie or a strip of paper
However you do it, make sure to gradually slow down the fan - don't stop it immediately!
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This might safe your life :P

No matter how small some part is, if something is not working, just exchange it. A cable, a resistor... and consider: There also is a chance that two cables are broken, but the third might work....
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5. Always shut down computers if you plan to do someting in the house electrics. Yes, even if you are sure they are on a different curcuit.
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Post by carmofin »

hum... "dont put fingers into the cooler to find out wether they are still turning" would be my advice for computer related work ;)
i always use the finger and im never happy with the outcome!
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