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Sandwiches!

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Why does my mum make the shittest sandwiches in the world??? The filling is non-existant, there aint enough butter, they're so dry, it takes me like 30 minutes to get thru one, I have to take a sip of water after every mouthfull just to swallow the fucker.... Only thing worse would be having to make my own sandwiches!!


AND... she puts lettuce and cucumber in it ffs, just makes it soggy and taste bad - GREEN AGAIN!!! AGGGHHH
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... so, youre telling us your mommy makes you a lunch pack :roll:
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yes she does, and it's crap!
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Make your lunchpack yourself then, mate?
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I just clearly explained, that the only thing worse than eating this shit my mum likes to call a sandwich, is making them myself :P
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Oh.

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Yeah, i kinda overread that. Why not buy premade good sandwitches then on the way to work :P
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Post by desi »

how did you get so lazy, Jode? a good sandwich is a thing of beauty, make an effort :twisted:
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Awwww...maybe you could ask your mum if you could have school..erm.. I mean cafeteria dinners instead. She could give you a couple of quid for chips and a can of coke every day :? *pats you on the head*
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we trying to kill Jode off now? :twisted:
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Would we do such a thing? :twisted:
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i dunno... to see if we can or not? :wink:
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Jode is immortal I think. He is too stubborn to admit that he could die and therefore when the time comes he will not, instead choosing to give life just one more chance to prove it wont assfuck him. Of course it will still anally violate him with a splintery broom, but he will hold on regardless because that is Jode :cry:
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Post by desi »

*nodnods & hugs* Jode rox0rz

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... wait, aren't we meant to be bitching here?
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Yeah we are... he has really crap taste in women.. I mean exceptionally unbelievable crap taste. If he was on Blind date and he was picking, he would choose the transexual alien with 3 heads and tourettes who was just getting over her 16 previous relationships.
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and #16 prolly wouldn't have ended :twisted:
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